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Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.
Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.
by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022
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give her the business

Daniel: yo I'ma give her the business

Chenzo: sheesh bro 😎 I was doing the same thing to Monica last night
by Gypzo April 30, 2022
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Biological business

Euphemism for people taking a leak or a dump in the washroom.
In polite society people do their biological business in washrooms not on the streets, which is hobo-like.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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#finance-and-business

a discord group of "successful" investors from SJBHA that trade options, stonk, crypto and chitty advice.
#finance-and-business examples:
miguel: "why chyna tanking market again?"
jay: "appl stonk goes up"
deeni: (insert emoji here)
pooh: "
pj: "fucking cathy..."
selena gomez: (has left the chat)
jenny: (insert :jenny: emoji here)
craig: "
eddy: (insert chitcoin chart here)
danny: "hey guys check out my nft that i made 70k on today"
stare: "my coworker asked me if my cup was an image of testicles"
royroy: "!chart appl"
blue: "my portfolio hurts"
yoolee: "restore unions"
cham: "green"
anna: "why don't people buy low and sell high?"
stacy: (insert :stacylaughingatu: emoji)
simp: "abg where?"
by simpdoc May 7, 2022
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Business Casual

A slang phrase, stemming from the identical phrase regarding the workplace, characterizing a situation as purely or primarily platonic in order to keep things simple, without complications from casual or serious romance.
Girl: I’m definitely down to take a trip with you, but we should keep it business casual. We’ve been just friends for a really long time and I wouldn’t want to ruin that.

Guy: Yeah that’s smart. Hooking up would make things too complicated.
by Reagan81 December 29, 2021
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the error Urban Dictionary gives you when you try to search up anything that isn't a letter or a number
*searches up "!"*
Urban Dictionary: Urban Dictionary is busy right now
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business breath

Bad breath caused by not eating breakfast but drinking a lot, at least two, coffees when at work.
Beware of Carl whispering his jokes in your ear today. He´s got the business breath again.
by Thilo The Creator January 11, 2022
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