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bertholdtmydarling

the greatest person in existence they r super swag <3!!!!!!
“ bertholdtmydarling is amazing they should have all my money
by asterr_0 July 5, 2021
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quick birthday fixup

an excuse you use when u forget about someones birthday then try to fix it by acting like u had a surpirise party planned out so u pruposely acted like u forgot it, sending a card late bt saying sorry it was the mail was slow, or by calling them late and trying to say ur fone was cut off.
sam- oh oops i forgot max's bday

kyle- yeah wat r u gona do?

sam- im thinkin about wich quick birthday fixup i should do, the mail or the phone one
by ciiiii January 7, 2010
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Internet Birthday

When every day is your birthday so you can get 'e-love' and praise from your internet buddies. This can also be exploited in online games to earn items or prizes from people.
L33tCr0wn: OMG ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, CAN I HAV SOME STUFF?
gullibleperson1: REALLY? You want this fo' free?
sensiblehuman07: Didn't you say it was your birthday last thursday?
L33tCr0wn:...
sensiblehuman07: Oh I get it. It's your internet birthday, right?
by AmericanoChicken February 23, 2011
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The Birthday Surge

When it's your birthday and your facebook page gets flooded with "Happy Birthday" wishes.
Guy 1 - Dude, did you see my wall yesterday?
Guy 2 - It was your birthday right?
Guy 1 - Yeah!
Guy 2 - Ahh yes. The birthday surge.
by Spaceman Sobchak December 15, 2011
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happy birthday felicia

When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...
"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
by JayWayne January 9, 2016
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hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them
I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th
by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017
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Cowboy birth

A feeling after you’ve had too much steak and Texas toast and had a satisfying, yet massive dump.
I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, I just had a cowboy birth.”
by Coyboybirther2001 November 10, 2018
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