clapter
What the audience gives a comedian who's not actually funny, but says things they agree the f*** out of.
clapter by Mr Babbage May 5, 2023
Word of the Day on February 9, 2024
Moonlanding
Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.
Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*
Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*
Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
Moonlanding by traumageek May 19, 2010
Word of the Day on February 8, 2024
yarl
Yarling is the vocalization process of putting a hidden 'R' underneath every syllable in a lame way to sound soulful. Examples of bands that regularly yarl in their vocals; Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Pearl Jam
yarl by griffinfuhrer December 3, 2005
Word of the Day on February 7, 2024
grey rock
A technique of interacting with your ex to create disinterest. Break the supply of energy to the narcissist. Methodology of ditching your narc abusive ex
where you fade out of the picture to avoid being the target. You become just another grey rock in the pile as you blend away to escape the sitch without feeding the beast.
A method of becoming boring to slough off the attention of the drama seeking sociopathic narcissist
where you fade out of the picture to avoid being the target. You become just another grey rock in the pile as you blend away to escape the sitch without feeding the beast.
A method of becoming boring to slough off the attention of the drama seeking sociopathic narcissist
As he searched for the usual target to trigger an emotional response he couldn't find her, she just didnt engage or react, the shiny little object had faded, indeed blended in and among all the grey rocks In the pile. The only safe exit strategy .
grey rock by Freeflyinchica October 25, 2017
Word of the Day on February 6, 2024
shred the gnar
to shred the gnar originated in the early days of skateboarding. gnar shredding has become popular for many 'extreme sports' including skiing and snowboarding.
shred the gnar by mrks August 22, 2007
Word of the Day on February 5, 2024
true
Used in response to any phrase.
Whether to clarify a statement, agree, avoid a subject or make someone shut the fuck up.
Whether to clarify a statement, agree, avoid a subject or make someone shut the fuck up.
cheese platter
a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
cheese platter by delores haze September 5, 2006
Word of the Day on February 3, 2024