average bob

A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.

"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"

by _shameless_ May 6, 2014

The Bob Blues

Period of sadness that occurs after about a month of having a bob that you either spontaneously cut yourself or got cut at a salon, the longer the original length of your hair the worse the hair-depression.

"OMG queen you got a bob" - A
"I love it" - B

*1-2 months later*

"Damn bitch, i miss my long hair, this shit is annoying" - B
"Ah . . . I see you have the bob blues : (" - A

by OOP_Queeb November 20, 2020

8uoB (bob)

8uob has lung, breast, foot, pelvis, testicular, and leg cancer along with ocd and ptsd and add and adhd and he's also blind, deaf, and mute and he has no pp as he removed it to stop his penis cancer. He is a retired squid game contestant and his nickname is derpy and he has no hair and his arms were removed and placed closer to his legs and he's on the back of a ruler.

8uoB (bob) is my bestestestestestestestestest friend.

by Bihg shues lookin a$$ November 10, 2021

Bob Duncan

America’s Father

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under Bob Duncan, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

by Amy Duncan December 14, 2020

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is another word for Jesus.

"who the fuck is bob dross?"
"its Bob Ross you fucking bitch, and he is basically jesus"

by JustDidABadThing August 26, 2019

bob the tomato

a tomato who just caught you si(mp)nning

uh oh bob the tomato just you sinning

by I changed my naMe Again November 6, 2020

Bob Marriott

A person whose gay tendencies are outdone by his lack of penis size. A cock like a mini walnut whip.

Look there is bob Marriott, it’s ok girls you’re safe. He only likes cock. A true taker and his portion is too small to satisfy anyone!

by Gums electric bike Orchestra October 12, 2021