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Tasmanian Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so wet and volatile that it feels like getting a blowjob from the Tasmanian devil. Can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on how sloppy you like your blowjobs
Dashawn: Man my girl gave such good head last night
Gregoriano: bro my girl gave me a Tasmanian blowjob last night! It was like puttin my dick in a waterfall!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob
John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)
by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024
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Blowjob

Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.
Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!
by JesusIsLord🛐 February 21, 2022
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Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.
I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.
by Good Citizen July 20, 2024
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national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!
person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!
by bananaman98 April 18, 2019
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Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.
It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.
by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022
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