beat kid

A male who is a chronic masterbator. Usually common between adolescents.

Look at Tony, he's such a beat kid.

by Anthony Bray January 01, 2008

Beat the bandit

To Beat the bandit, is too take ones penis and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. It is often considered a punishment wank, post getting with a munter.

Bret: "Yo bro I had to Beat the bandit last night"

Mike: "What why?"

Bret: "I got with some skanky bitch, had to teach it a fucking lesson"

by bret1020393 August 23, 2011

cougars beat it

cougars beat it - self explanatory

Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it

by cbi December 24, 2004

beat it up

To Beat it up Latin for beata it upa. Hit the ass take no names.

My buddy Ben beat it up with this fat chick in Seffner. She lived in a trailor. He "beat it up" then dipped.

by Crazy Ass White Boy November 09, 2003

Beat that Face

Toronto slang for puttin' a hurtin on that ass, wearin that ass out, a thorough fucking, hittin them skins

"You talkin bout cuttin & hittin skins? -we talkin bout beat that face" -Kardinal Offishall

Oh my god, do you see that honey with the tanline on her shirt and the titjob? I wanna beat that face!

by dreguan February 28, 2010

Beat you on

To completely own someone in Pokemon puzzle league

"I'm gonna beat you on dad!"
"Alright, let me fire up the N64."

by Nick Lytle May 22, 2008

Memphis Beat

The act of masturbating using a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Having run out of lube, Jerry went with the next best thing a memphis beat.

by Sikker April 05, 2011