Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Butt Bandit

a person who grabs butts sneakily and aggressively

brody! stop grabbing our butts you butt bandit

by sensei jackie chan September 14, 2025

BBL BANDIT

Someone with a really bad looking BBL. One where the ass is huge but the legs are skinny, showing that the BBL is just awful looking.

Bob: Dude look at that BBL Bandit!
Jack: Yeah it looks so bad!

by Baseball2323 November 1, 2025

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Boss Bandit

A card used in popular mobile game Clash Royale that requiresno skill whatsoever. It has tons of HP and urgently needs a nerf. Its mainly used by fags, gays and other members of the LGBTQIA+ community. "Straight" users are rarely just fatherless, most of them are worse than you can imagine.

Mental hospital: Why have you brought us this person, there appears to be nothing wrong with him?
Person that brought Boss Bandit player(Obviously a chad): He's using Boss Bandit.
Mental hospital: Understandable, have a great day.

by Slomag6 November 29, 2025

Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010