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buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
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Buffalola

noun: A Gargantuan fat chick, usually unkempt and smelly and frequently of foul temperament.

The kind of woman that Buffalo Bill hunts.

See also Buffalouis
"There was a Buffalola sitting next to me at the bar. She needed a bar stool for each of her ass cheeks."
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005
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Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.
Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.
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Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
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buffaload

A healthy and extremely large bowel movement that fills the toilet.
Jim had to flush the toilet twice after leaving a buffaload.
by DPerk June 9, 2008
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slowest buffalo

the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and have your way with. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: "Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out." One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with the kill. usually slurring words and a blunt pass such as, "heyyyou, you wanna fuck?" will work just about every time.
Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!
by Jamsalot January 28, 2007
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Buffalo Sabres

The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!
did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?
by sabre19 April 1, 2008
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