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National Blowjob day

On the 30th of July it is National blowjob day
An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
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rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.
I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!
by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017
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tongue blowjob

Where one individual sucks upon the tongue of another person.
Corey gave me the greatest tongue blowjob last night.
by Pussy pillow 69 September 19, 2016
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Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!
person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!
by bananaman98 April 18, 2019
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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person
by Zork kork March 11, 2024
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