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monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner
Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
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Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023
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left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023
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house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.
This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour
by Japorah July 1, 2023
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bunny bastard bitch balls

Another name for Springtrap (given by Markiplier) who happens to be a character from Five Nights at Freddy's 3
by Dapper Pradder July 10, 2023
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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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