August 13

August 13th is Super Straight Day, the day in which we come together to celebrate the people brave enough to come out as super straight, on this day we come together and party all day and all night.

Friend: yo bro, what you doing August 13th?
Me: don’t you know? It’s Super Straight Day, the day we celebrate people for coming out of the foot locker.

by LVDVL March 11, 2021

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

by Banana__Breaddd April 14, 2022

August 15

Anyone born on this day has a fishy vagina 🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😔😔😔😔

Bro 1:“My girls birthday is August 15”
Bro 2:“Woah bro don’t go near her pussy then you’ll regret it”

by Huggem/school May 11, 2020

august 1st 2008

Chances you are lezbian or bisexual. Good luck trying to yell your parents.

My birthday is August 1st 2008.

by I have no idea of what to do r November 9, 2019

August 6th, 2020

Andy Warhol's 98th birthday. He is an American artist, but he died in February 22nd, 1987.

Kimmy: Andy Warhol is turning 98 on August 6th, 2020!
Hoppy: Don't be too happy yet. It's still December 11, 2019. And he's already dead.

by Lol Memes ;) August 4, 2020

August 27th 2020

y'all thought something was gonna happen that day lmfaoo

Richard: Woah dude, it's august 27th 2020. What do you think is gonna happen?
Tyler: Bro nothing is gonna happen today. Tf.

by sweary mary October 11, 2020

August 23rd 2021

August 23rd is the day the kraken comes back from the US so she will need to be fucked very hard by panos. Okay seriously though Isaac she knows you are gay but she has missed you so she will need a sacrifice from u to kiss a woman that day. That is all.

Omg it’s August 23rd 2021 time to fuck an octopus

by _g3orgina_ August 2, 2021