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steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
by Haragorn August 22, 2009
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all out attack

To go out and get as drunk as it is possible in a short period of time. Do this by drinking quickly and accompanying every drink with shots of Aftershock, Sambuca, Absinth or whatever else the bar has. Called "binge drinking" by our wonderful government.
Were on all out attack tonite boys!!
Are we attackin it tonite boys?
Fuck, I think I'm dying, we attacked it last nite!!
by bald eagle March 16, 2006
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big mac attack

the sudden urge to eat a "Big Mac" from miccie-dees (McDonald's). teary eyes and a drooling mouth are some symptoms.
kid:i am having a bic mac attack get me a dam burger!

me: Will some one get this kid a happy meal!!?!?!?!?
by shawn im so kool April 14, 2005
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heart attack lever

The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.
Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010
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Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.
Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies
by booty bumpa October 18, 2009
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Knife Eye Attack

A ninja technique where the ninja tapes knives in front his eyes and then strikes while bellowing out the name of the attack. Also a ghost wizard spell in which the ghost can make everything its victim sees look like it's made of knives if eye contact is made. The latter method of the knife eye attack is more effective, but less awesome.
KNIFE EYE ATTACK! KNIIIIIIFE EEEEEYYYYE ATTAAAACK!!!!
by Edward Mulligan December 9, 2009
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sneak attack

A rogue ability learned at level 1.

Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.

He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
by Downvoting Victim February 17, 2005
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