an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

Bucket of Arse Crumbs

An extrovert who hates being alone.

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.

by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

Black arse

A black arse is a black person’s butt, usually someone from African origins.

Person 1: Do you eat black arse?
Person 2: No, I prefer white ones.

by TakeThatDuragOff February 19, 2021

pie arse

Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!

Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!

by SH4779 December 6, 2017

arses

an asshole that sucks dick and eats ass

his name is arses and he sucks ding dong

by anonymous December 13, 2021