Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

AP Chemistry

the reason to justifiably commit suiceide

AP chemistry quiz
gets 30
Ima kill my self

by Carge_Lock November 30, 2023

Lavish like ap

You can consider yourself lavish you lavish like AP if you make a bitch put on ur socks and u stare directly into her eyes and show her tell her who the fuck her daddy is.

Ap: “Yeo fham Have you ever made a bitch put on ur socks”
Km: “cant say I have”
Ap: “then you ain’t livin lavish like ap”

by Theyenvyme January 7, 2021

Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent

Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape

by Heath79 October 12, 2008

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

AP

AP or "Armor-piercing shell" is a type of ammunition that is designed to penetrate (you guessed it) armour. It is mostly known because of its service in WW1 and WW2 in tanks, warships and anti-tank weaponry. This type of ammunition was slowly abadoned during the 1950s due to the need of ammunition with higher efficiency and penetration due to the introduction of cold-war era MBTs (Main Battle Tanks) and active/passive armour. A few other types of ammunition that were widely used in WW2 are: APCR (Armour Piercing Composit Rigid), HE (High Explosive), HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank), HESH (High Explosive Squash Head) Modern era ammunition used in the T-62 U-5TS gun: APFSDS (Armour-piercing fin-stabilized discarding sabot), DU (Depleted Uranium), ATGM (Anti Tank Guided Missile)

Commander: Load AP.
Loader: UP! (Ready)
*Firing gun*

by WaifuRacer July 16, 2018