angry penis

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.

Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.

by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014

Angry Virgin

A person who calls another person a simp because they don’t get as much pussy as the other

“Oh what a simp!!” said Mark
“Sucks to be you, ya angry virgin” says Joe

by El_Gerardo_44 June 12, 2020

angry butt barber

when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.

I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride

by motoboat August 24, 2010

angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.

He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within

by Welsher September 18, 2006

Angry Joe

A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.

Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!

by PJCIV January 15, 2009

Angry Dragon

(noun) 1. As the female is giving oral pleasure to the male, the man hits the back of the females head, causing her to choke, as the semen extrudes out of the nasal passages. (may result in biting of the dick.)

1. You just recieved an angry dragon.

by wallflower. November 11, 2006

The Angry Pirate

when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. The girl flips over thinking he's finished, as soon as she does so the guy cums in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.

this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like a peg leg and cause her say arrrrrrr

i gave her a mmmmaaadddddd "the angry pirate" last night and now she hates me

by themoleman March 12, 2009