Son

Garbage dwelling flea riddled feline, often begs for food

Oh God can you smell that?
"Yeah don't worry, it's just SON. he's been sifting through the garbage bags again"

by KristinaK1998 June 24, 2020

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

Take His Son

An aggressive statement yelled or shouted to encourage the completion of a goal or mission

"Go get the ball. TAKE HIS SON!!!!!!"

by Martey January 10, 2020

Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

by joeychan12 December 17, 2023

blue gumball son of a bitch

Another meme-name for the video game
character: "Sonic the Hedgehog." Which is
a very popular meme among the general
Sonic the Hedgehog and Snapcube Fandom

Eggman: "You have Thirteen seconds before
the island fucking explodes you hot topic
wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch."

by KubeDev January 22, 2025

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Son Then Let Me Haunted House

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

bum son

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

by RFCD August 1, 2025