Alexander

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by willeking69 July 14, 2021

Alexander B

A kid with a massive fucking cock. I’m not even joking. HUGE ASF. I wanna suck him off, but he lives across the country. Anyway, did I mention that he has a nice dick? He’s so fucking hot man, I wanna be railed by him mmmmm cock

Alexander B has massive ballsacks bro

by Pussylipslollol August 4, 2021

Alexander T.

Alexander is always that one kid that had played every fun game and is always on fortnite with their username HT_Specs, and is usually cute

I want someone very cute Like Alexander T.

by Jhanaeesieb August 5, 2021

ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

alexanderhamiilton

British TikTok queen and her name is Bethan 😫She’s really hot and she’s like besties with jazzy Cephas-Jones jones

Do you know alexanderhamiilton?
Is that Bethan?
Yes
Omg! She’s the Hamilton fanpage that is British!!!
No way! She’s like besties with jazzy Jones!!

by pseudonymilf August 10, 2021

Alexandra

she is a queen in it's purest form. no further comments.

human #1: "ncjdbvfeodwnqdisxbefds who is thattt?!"
human #2: "oh alexandra? she's my girl "
human #3: "that's cap- alexandra is the single rich bad bitch of our year-"
human #1: "fr fr"
human #2: *caught in 4k*

by YouAreAFuckingSimpNoCap August 13, 2021

Alexander Meek

The sexiest mother fucker ALIVE!!!

Alexander Meek is so sexy

by Sama sama Shark September 5, 2021