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Adam Lambert

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.
by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009
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Adam McCloud

... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
Man, that guy has laid so many women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud
by guuuuuuuuuhk November 10, 2012
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Adam George

Adam George: *Comes to school* RAPE
by FatShitCracker October 28, 2019
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Adam Szew

When a man commits the action of receiving no female specimens.
Do you see that uninteresting individual? What an Adam Szew.
by yameenbean2000 June 5, 2022
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Adam Mitchel Lambert

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
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Adam Sust

A really hot guy who really cool and smart
by shovelaaaaa September 13, 2021
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Adam Carolla

He owns you AND your mom. The host of "Loveline" an awesome radio show thats broadcasted from 10pm to 12pm on weeknights; also the co-creator of "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers"
Adam Carolla: Sometimes it sucks to be a straight guy. Take being in a shower room. Gay guys get to see all the naked guys they want, lesbians get to see all the naked girls they want, and for straight girls its like being at a car show; you get to admire all the nice breasts and butts like they are a nice Porsche. But us straight guys, the people who work the hardest and bring in the bacon get nothing to show for it! Sometimes I hate life.
by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004
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