American Crydol

Someone who crys passionately when their "idol" doesn't win.

Man, Simon was talking smack to Clay last night and Jenny went all American Crydol on me.

by the_end June 19, 2007

American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

by chevybabbs March 8, 2011

american stripped mullet

A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.

" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"

by speckled day cat June 18, 2011

American Full

The feeling on has when he eats well beyond the point of satiation. In order to be properly "American Full" one must have some degree of regret.

I ate too much. I'm not just full, I'm American Full.

by iansh December 30, 2011

American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012

American Tuxedo

Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.

Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.

by lovefro November 22, 2013