alpha pig

A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.

Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.

Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?

by Jenny Blue June 15, 2007

alphabet gargling

Deepthroating while reciting the alphabet

Yo that bitch is so good at alphabet gargling

by erock915 October 14, 2008

Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes

Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...

by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008

Alpen

Alpen is the brand name of a muesli cereal that includes wheat, raisins, hazelnuts, almonds, and oats, manufactured by the Weetabix cereal company of Kettering, Northamptonshire, England.

I'm hungry, I'm just gonna go grab some alpen.

by Georgiegirl October 30, 2008

Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

Alphatrooper

Guy who is bad at games and has no life.He dosnt know memes.But he still uses them.Guy with no brains who is retarded.

That guy is alphatrooper.

by Ciplis December 25, 2012

Alpha Dick

The best seagull to ever walk/fly upon/above planet Earth. He can only be described by the words majestic, valiant, and positively sensual. He is the leader of his seagull pack, he commands demons, he is the reincarnation of Satan. He is much larger than the other seagulls, has rustled hair, orange tinted eyes, and is almost completely white, making him far superior to his avian cohorts. He flies funny due to the fact that he is so damn humongous that gravity should pull his ass to the ground, but he can even resist the forces of natural because of he is that freaking awesome. Worship him, fear him, but do not deny him the cafeteria fries that he so desires.

Bob: Damn that seagull is giant!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!

by shanignig69 February 8, 2013