Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

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Alberta Mickey

A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.

A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.

by Great Nate February 1, 2018

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The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie

by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018

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Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018

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Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018

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