The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

Leaky Luke

someone who is cute and cuddley and their butt is very juicy.

matt's ass is so totally leaky luke!

by mmmmmeeell August 21, 2009

Luke Creasey

Someone who believes he is a meme, but in total fact is a pleb and should end things now before they get worse for himself and many others

luke creasey is regretting everthing

by bae69 May 19, 2015

Bo and Luke Duke

Bo and Luke Duke are just a couple of good ol'e boys. They never ment no harm. They've bet all you ever saw, they've been in trouble with the law since the day they were born. Some day the mountain might get 'em but the law never will. They still make they way the only way they know how, but thats just a little more then the law will allow. They wouldn't change if they could, they fight the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.

Luke: Bo, Boss Hogg is gunna steal the the interwebs!
Bo: TO THE GENERAL! WE SHALL SMITE HIM WITH DYNAMITE ARROWS!
* Bo and Luke Duke drive around in the dust a bit shooting arrows at trees then crash into a large ditch trying to jump it.

by cgfxmosh December 28, 2007

Luke Roberts effect

When no matter what you do to a person or group of people they still end up forgiving you and loving you

She forgave me after I stabbed her mum it’s the Luke Roberts effect

by Ahmed abduallah February 21, 2019

Luke on my mind

luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time

Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope

by ellellek7 September 6, 2014

Luke Nicholl’s Life

Used to describe something that doesn’t actually exist

Dude 1: I wish I was alive when dinosaurs existed
Dude 2: Are you kidding? Dinosaurs don’t even exist, like Luke Nicholl’s Life

by BobTheFrog123 January 3, 2019