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Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018
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Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.
Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.
by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021
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Bottle Ratt

Competitive play

Whats needed
-2 bottle caps minimum

-2 mouse traps
-each player has a drink to sip
-a handle of shot worthy alcohol

2 traps on each side of a pong tabel

Finger length for the trap (right angle for thubm)

2 people on each team

Each person gets a throw

Throwing rules:

-If you hit the trap without setting it off your team does not drink

-If you hit the trap twice, the other team drinks

-If you set off the trap the other team takes a shot.

-If you miss both of your throws your team drinks only if the other team tells you too take a drink before the that team throws there first bottle cap

Win condition

- you win when you hit the trap off 3 times

Extra rules
- when dart board is available
- when a trap is set off the team that did not set off the trap can choose to shot a bulls eye. Each player on that team takes two throws at the board. If you land the bulls eye you take the point and do not have to take a shot. If you miss all 4 throws, both places take 2 shots
Hey man lets play some Bottle Ratt
by Bigchickenboi42069 February 5, 2022
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bottle fc

usually the term 'bottling' in football is used as a joke-term for teams that lose points against the second place team, for example - arsenal fc dropping points making them second after manchester city, despite arsenal leading points. or borussia dortmund (somehow) losing the league after leading ONE point behind bayern
person 1: ''dortmund just lost the league again :(''
person 2: ''lmao bottle fc''
by lain thaf9ine June 8, 2023
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pox bottle

variation of nacker ie. north side dubliner. but tend to blow glue and paint and lie un-conscience near flat complexes
Wayne, wheres me score you fuckin pox bottle
by tarrynn February 10, 2023
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Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.
I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.
by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017
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Masons bottle top

When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story
Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat
by zWolffy June 9, 2020
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