Sex has hitherto been defined thus: "When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina." Oh, how you've all been fooled, and for so long! Sex is not limited to the act of insertion! Sex is not limited to heterosexual coupling! There's oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, felching, figging, snow-balling, etc. And don't let some addlepated dunderhead tell you differently.
Sam: Don't you think we've had enough sex for one night?
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
Dean: No, Sam, I don't think you've licked enough come out of my ass for you to have reached that conclusion.
by StarsInHerEyes September 4, 2013
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one day me and my boyfriend were sitting in my apartment and then we decided to have sex so i started licking his dick until he got hard and then he was sitting by himself yanking himself and i called my girlfriend and me and Jessica started picking up and then my boyfriend got hard again so i gave my boyfriend a blow job and john(my boy friend) licked jessica out then we changed places it was so hot then when jessica left john called his mate and john slid his dick in my pussy all slow like and his mate went al fast in my ass and then jessica came back and we al had so much fun!
by fuck me anal like November 2, 2008
Get the Sexmug. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they get together and cuddle in bed. daddy inserts his pee-pee into mommy's vagina and they get all warm and cuddly, then a baby is made when the sperm fertilizes the mother's egg. And that is how a baby is made.
In non-faggotry terms, sex is the meaning of life, where a male inserts his love rod into a woman's vagina, and make babies.
Be warned, it's unsafe out there in the world of sex. There's STDs that can do some seriously bad shit to you. So go prepared with condoms.
In non-faggotry terms, sex is the meaning of life, where a male inserts his love rod into a woman's vagina, and make babies.
Be warned, it's unsafe out there in the world of sex. There's STDs that can do some seriously bad shit to you. So go prepared with condoms.
by John Doe to the second power July 4, 2014
Get the sexmug. There are three main types of se. One is
vaginal sex: A wonderful activity in which a man gets really horny and has an erectionand repeatadly sticks his erect penis into a womans vagina to cause extreme pain and pleasue.
anal sex: Where a man sticks his erect penis into the womans anus.
oral sex: By far my favorite type of sex. This is where a mon sticks his erect penis in a womans mouth, and she sucks on it and tickles it with her tounge. this is pleasure for both sexes.
vaginal sex: A wonderful activity in which a man gets really horny and has an erectionand repeatadly sticks his erect penis into a womans vagina to cause extreme pain and pleasue.
anal sex: Where a man sticks his erect penis into the womans anus.
oral sex: By far my favorite type of sex. This is where a mon sticks his erect penis in a womans mouth, and she sucks on it and tickles it with her tounge. this is pleasure for both sexes.
Hank and Celeste had vaginal sex last night.
Hank gave Celeste anal sex last night.
Oral sex is fun for both the giver and the reciever!!!
Hank gave Celeste anal sex last night.
Oral sex is fun for both the giver and the reciever!!!
by [}Angel Of Death{] January 23, 2007
Get the sexmug. someone can say this when they think somethings really good or plesurable...or reimnds them of sex.It can also just be another word for greatest thing ever. its an adjective
girl 1: wow this chocolate taste reall gud, here taste it.
girl 2: damn, yo, this chocolate is the sex!
girl 2: damn, yo, this chocolate is the sex!
by BrOoKlYn95 May 5, 2010
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