Patrick

Little shit

Your such a Patrick

by Me dick September 3, 2017

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patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world

Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy

by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019

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Patrick

Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person

Girl 1# I hate my life

Girl 2# have you meet Patrick

3 month later

Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick

by Lover 123456789 February 18, 2020

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St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025

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