Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

by CanWe June 28, 2015

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pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

by pocket pickle December 07, 2010

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Bloody pickle

When a girl is on her period and she has sex causing the dick to look like a bloody pickle

Hey bro I got a bloody pickle last night from my girl

by queen pussy May 01, 2015

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pickle dick

a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches

"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane

by Megs and Mads November 16, 2006

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Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.

Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!

by quikstop03 May 29, 2010

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