v. The envelopment of a country, business, school etc by the viruses, rules or miasma of Covid-19.
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by gnostic3 April 30, 2021
Get the covidation mug.Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.
by Dengi August 21, 2021
Get the COVID Belt mug.by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020
Get the Covid-Q mug.Covid Chunk (n): the weight you gained during quarantine from the bread you been baking to keep yourself sane.
by TOTALLY_NOT_A_JADED_PERSON September 25, 2020
Get the Covid Chunk mug.When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.
by CactusClay July 27, 2020
Get the Light Covid mug.DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.
ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.
ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.
ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!
DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?
1) stop being a little bitch.
2) think about others you might infect.
3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.
4) Where my copay at, son???
ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!
ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.
ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.
ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!
DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?
1) stop being a little bitch.
2) think about others you might infect.
3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.
4) Where my copay at, son???
ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
Get the Asymptomatic COVID mug.Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.
Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.
Common examples include:
“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on
Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)
Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one
Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret
Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one
A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.
Common examples include:
“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on
Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)
Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one
Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret
Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one
A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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