Capping On Your Mind

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.

John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

by Vartegro March 31, 2021

No cap dead ass

When they say no cap they capin but when they add the dead ass at the end they ain't capin.

Person 1: Did you fuck my girlfriend
Person 2: no
Person 1: nah u capin
Person 2: no cap dead ass I didn't fuck ur girlfriend
Person 1:ok ok I believe you

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

Darth Vader Cap

A term used to describe the head of one's penis

Dude, stop poking your Darth Vader Cap and lets go

by About_17_Whales June 3, 2017

hand-i-cap

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job

"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"

by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

Capping Show

1. Otago University student review. Known for been offensive and funny.

1. Let's go see the Capping Show

by CapperShow August 16, 2009

Glazed Cap

This happens when you form a pool of your own jizz and dip your mushroom cap in the reservoir of nut like it's an icing stick from Pizza Hut.

After Billy shot his goo everywhere he gave himself a glazed cap.

"Oh my, sweet," exclaimed Billy's father after he horrifically witnessed Billy give himself a glazed cap.

by Samsonite1223 November 1, 2007

Menty-capped

It is replacing the derogatory word RETARDED. Only because of liberal pricks that cant mind there own business and think that they have to baby everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE that mofo so menty-capped!!!!! YOU where so menty-capped last night!!!!! I FUCKED her so hard it was menty-capped!!!!!

by Dude2121 May 31, 2011