pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

69

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16……………………………………..60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69

69 is a number

by Startupgaming May 12, 2021

69

When your partner and yourself stick each others tongues each other’s assholes

La’Keesha so freaky we 69’d last night that ass was poppin

by Earth Shaking Nigga Balls December 29, 2021

69

a number that rly should be banned from the world.

math teacher: ok then you do 34 + 35. what’s that?
middle school boy: *laughs* 69..
the whole class: AYO

by filteredraes on tiktok :) February 9, 2022

69

Either the sign cancer or a sex position

I added one to my body count last night after doing 69 with my girlfriend.

by Shark(Search it up) December 17, 2022

69

position the circle = head and basically sucky sucky ha ha

you want to have 69

by sugmadick May 30, 2021

69

Known as the 'funny number that symbolises sex' instead of simply a number. It's the pinnacle of comedy.

"In 60 years I'll be 69. Epic!"

by anonymous May 8, 2021