flunktionality

the realization that you, yourself, are a flunk....

after trying 1 million times unsuccessfully, Joe finally gave up as flunktionality sank in

by mymint87 November 18, 2010

Flushin' Roulette

The dilemma faced when walking into the only available public toilet stall to see that is full of crap and paper and could quickly turn into a messy overflow if flushed.

I ran into the office bathroom, happy to see one of the stalls open, only to be forced into a game of "Flushin' Roulette" because of the clogged mess left behind from the previous guest. I closed my eyes and pushed the handle and was relieved to have "dodged the bullet" when it didn't overflow.

by brownderby May 13, 2011

flurburt

To blow on someones belly making a fart sound.

Oh man!I popped a boner when my girl gave me a flurburt!

by thomasthedoubter November 22, 2011

fluffed it

to fail to take advantage of an opportunity

I had an interview but I fluffed it

by tbt123 October 24, 2014

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

flula

A german youtuber/dj with many talents that revolve around singing, rapping, playing several instruments, and beatboxing.

Peisbel: Hey, have you heard of that german youtuber, Flula?
Sarah: Omg! I have!

by Flulaborgswife December 6, 2016