A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.
(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)
"that pizza was delish"
"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''
"dont you mean a stone oven?"
"yeah. cool."
"and .....?"
"yeah."
And so the Pizza Story was born.
"that pizza was delish"
"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''
"dont you mean a stone oven?"
"yeah. cool."
"and .....?"
"yeah."
And so the Pizza Story was born.
by PIZZASTORY© February 6, 2010
Get the Pizza Storymug. by Valois September 5, 2006
Get the Pizza Logicmug. "There's a rat carrying a piece of pizza down the stairs! Let's film him. We'll call him Pizza Rat and hope he goes viral."
by Waishas November 6, 2015
Get the pizza ratmug. Pornography whose premise is a pizza delivery. Typically served from internet based porn sites like Pornhub. A classic source for puns involving sausage and pepperoni.
The best part of Pizza Porn is when the delivery boy says "I have your pizza. And HERE'S your sausage!"
by spider_nole December 5, 2016
Get the pizza pornmug. Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.
Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.
by Gweilou March 26, 2009
Get the Road Pizzamug. by Little Alchemy 2 definition May 31, 2020
Get the Pizza Boatmug. A very disgusting pizza. It can be covered in vomit, trash, dirt, mold, shit, and piss.
This is not something you would want to eat, but Nathaniel would.
This is not something you would want to eat, but Nathaniel would.
by shmoopersdoopers December 6, 2016
Get the Nathaniels Pizzamug.