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A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together
A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party
by Chupapi munyano guy August 6, 2022
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Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.
His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
by 22(god) April 27, 2019
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trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.
You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh
by PINKB0II October 19, 2020
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my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019
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Speaking on your name

Yo, why you speaking on my name? I wasn't speaking on your name bro.
by ththehghjeke September 28, 2022
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Double-barrel name

A first name consisting of two first names.
"What's you're name?"
"My name is Liam-James Kearney"
"Oh, you have a double-barrel name"
by Whaddiyatalkinabeet October 25, 2016
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clive named five

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
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