the green giant in the valley

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Seiad Valley

a shit hole in the middle of Christmas Tree Land!

: Hey you want to go to Seiad Valley and get our party on??
: Wtf i dont want to part with fucking Christmas Trees!!!

by daisy95 August 17, 2011

Clam valley

The lesbian version of broke back mountain

I loved the sequel to brokeback mountain “clam Valley” with Zoe Kravitz and Halle Berry.

by Haad Shaeit Mousef March 17, 2022

Hidden Valley

When you take ranch dressing, cover your partner's genitals with it and either suck or lick it off.

"Man, my wife let me explore some Hidden Valley with her."

by Andistic April 19, 2019

Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city

Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!

by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021

Hoosic Valley

The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.

Person A : Did you go to Hoosic Valley?

Person B : Yes, I almost killed myself.

by wigglewip October 3, 2022

Valley Forge Middle

I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”

“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”

by abcdcbabcdcba December 30, 2017