Dirty Amethyst

A Dirty Amethyst is a nasty stripper.

Hey did I happen to leave my debit card is that Dirty Amethyst's butt crack?

by Skillzmaster10 April 15, 2020

Dirty john

When john sucks the living soul out of your dick they are most likely gay as hell but they are that type of person that would blast mo bamba at 3am

Did you do dirty john last nught?

Random guy: he's a freakk

by Youngdaggerdickaye April 25, 2020

Dirty Yves

Adding additional Memory RAM to a PC in attempt to fix any issues with the computer. Once the computer case is opened, the open case will have to sit for a minimum 3 weeks before anyone even looks at it again.

Case lid is left open the whole time. Monitor, keyboard and mouse are left unplugged and sometimes lying on the floor.

Customer: "Hey my printer wont work"
Dirty Yves: Needs more memory

Customer: "How come I cant get to a web page"
Dirty Yves: Needs more memory

Customer: My Car wont start
Dirty Yves: "Needs more memory"

by princessIC September 2, 2009

dirty imke

The sexual act of finding a man taller than 6'5 so you feel dominated for once in your life, and when that doesn't work you buy a vibrator to get your pussy throbbing.

You didn't hear about Tayla? Yeah she had to pull a dirty imke last night

by When Dee September 30, 2020

Dirty Clarinet

A sexual act that begins with anal penetration, then the man removes his dick from the woman's ass, and she proceeds to suck his dick while fiddling with his balls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.

I got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson

by R . C . November 4, 2009

Dirty latasha

When you cum on her face and smear it into a Nike swoosh

You see her forehead ? she must got a dirty latasha last night!

by Cakez89 April 6, 2020

dirty yannic

Having sex with 2 men and a midget whilst looking at a picture of George Washington. All of this has to be done whilst wearing a furry but plug. Before ejaculating, one has to defecate into the mouth of the attending midget. The pleasure of the butt plug leaving your ass should make you cum, now you have to cum into the eyes of the 2 men attending.

My uncle said I had to relax for a bit. He suggested I try the dirty yannic.

by A fluffy Wookie September 6, 2021