Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

by coleen38 August 31, 2023

me hoy minoy me

The last thing you hear before getting beat up by Quinn in a roblox fighting game

some dude: I sure hope I don't get RK'd again!
Quinn: me hoy minoy me
some dude: WHAT THE HE-
Quinn: *beats up some dude and steals his drops*

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 3, 2023

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

Fire me some fist

To ask for a fist bump (In a cool manner) ((Usually used between friends or close colleagues))

Parker: Yo Caelan fire me some fist
Caelan: *Gives Parker a sick fist bump*

by avidsmutenjoyer September 5, 2023

shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023