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Pasadena High School

AKA PHS, home of the bulldogs ! the main HS in dena aka Pasadena, CA located in the northeast side of town . The van halens went here in the 70s. Has arts and graphic design academies. Best known for basketball, tho our football team always loses to muir in the turkey tussle. The Admin building has language classes upstairs, G building has history classes, H and I buildings have math and science classes downstairs. E building is generally for the slow kids. Here it's mostly poor Mexicans bussed in from the Northwest side of town like summit ave, that went to eliot or washington for middle school. You find a lot of cholos who get cross faded at victory park. teen pregnancies happen. Mexicans, blacks, armenians, and even white boys use the n word. armos are all cousins and only kick it with each other.. only real bulldogs remember the motherland. You hear kids on the football team claim PDL, a team with future criminals who will end up moving to palmdale, san bernardino, or TX because dena is too expensive. You'll find tweakers blazin by the tree, but no one ever does anything because the admin sucks. Lot of tenured teachers that don't give a shit. The bad kids that fail or get expelled are sent to rose city, cis, or learning works. There is a reason white parents in Pasadena don't send their kids to PUSD schools. The few white kids here are on the swim/water polo team and they are often shirtless or in wifebeaters even when it's cold.
You go to Pasadena High School?
Yee I go to HS, shit's active!
by MooingSteakEater April 19, 2024
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Right side high

Right side high refers to your arm position when giving a hug. The right arm for each person goes up high while the left arm stays low (or lower). This is especially important when one person is a non-hugger and is nervous.

Additionally, the term “Right side high” can be used to convey feelings of compassion, gratitude, or love without physical contact.
We are going to hug. Remember, right side high.

Hey Friend. Right side high.
by Dr. DA April 20, 2024
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Miramonte High School

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi
"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"
by poosaigh April 23, 2024
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Pierre Elliot Trudeau High School

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.
Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.
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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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