you bite the peach the peach bites back

Idubbz Said this in a food review

Person 1: I got peach juice squirted in my eye

Person 2: You bite the peach the peach bites back
Person 1: WTF

by Assfag April 12, 2017

Tell your crush you like them

the day where you tell your crush you like them! April 6! Good luck girls/boy!

I like you ~from you I like you too~from crush or I don’t like you~from (tell your crush you like them)

by Ndndkdn April 5, 2021

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument

Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.

by Fogabolt October 11, 2019

You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 9, 2019

you know whats funnier than 24?

from the show spongebob on the episode the new student starfish

me: tell me a joke

my friend: 24
me: you know whats funnier than 24?, 25 we both dies from dead laugh

by forzadude April 18, 2021

I can teach you my language

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.

1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

by bIMON June 2, 2011