You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
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Take me to Canada

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy
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Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.
Take me to Canada uncle bob
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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
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Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-
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make me water

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.
Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”
by bsf lay March 13, 2024
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Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 13, 2018
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