hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

by Tony Duhamel November 17, 2007

Get all up in your business

noun: the act of involving yourself in another pesons affairs, with intent to eliminate any chance of them completing or succeeding their goals

Girl: You biach give me back my boyfriend!!
Friend: You hoe you dont deserve him!!
Girl: Ya, it's about time I get all up in your business!

by PaulM92 January 23, 2011

half-your-age-plus-seven

A clarification: the formula mentioned to determine WHEN an inappropriate relationship becomes appropriate is incorrect. The correct formula is to double the difference between the appropriate age of the younger person and the younger person's actual age. Conversely, this will equal the difference between the appropriate age of the older person and the older person's actual age. A SIMPLER FORMULA: The older person's age plus 14 minus twice the younger person.

Tim is 46; his girlfriend is 27. He shouldn't date under 30 according to the half-your-age-plus-seven rule; she shouldn't date anyone over 40. The relationship becomes appropriate in six years: 2 x (30-27) or 46-40, OR 46 + 14 - (2 x 27).

by TashTish December 26, 2014

put the heat in your mouth

To generate the general quality of being awesome. Derived from the process for baking cakes in your mouth.

Dude, Barack Obama will put the heat in your mouth!!!

by Jiggy Jag March 18, 2009

Drop down and get your Jesus on

A dance move that involves dropping down, but instead of spreading your legs, you put your hands in prayer position. Drop the slut act, and start praying. That's how we do.

" Drop down and get your Jesus on girl"
" I saw Becky Drop down and get her Jesus on. It was cool"

by M. Gizzle December 2, 2004

Wrapped around your Finger

A song by the police about a magical apprentice who eventually surpassed his master.

(Lyrics)

You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the scylla and charybidis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Staring at the ring around your finger

I have only come here seeking knowledge
Things they wouldnt teach me of in college
I can see the destiny you sold
Turned into a shining band of gold

Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger

Mephistopheles is not your name
But I know what youre up to just the same
I will listen hard to intuition
And you will see it come to its fruition

Ill be wrapped around your finger
Ill be wrapped around your finger

Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air youll never find me
I will turn your flesh to alabaster
Then you will find your servant is your master

And youll be wrapped around my finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger
Youll be wrapped around your finger

Sting and The Police performed Wrapped Around your Finger at the Synchronicity concert that was later turned into an amazing DVD.

by RadiantCowbell March 30, 2009

your breaking my bone

To take part in a game in which one person is getting beat by a majority of points or other scale of measurment.

I am playing basketball and a friend is beating me bad. I would say "your breaking my bone".

by M&D T. July 23, 2006