Shit out of luck

A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.

Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!

Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck

by Henry Billington August 16, 2009

Shit Goose

A terrible pledge

God damnit you stupid Shit Goose, clean that crap up.

by newman November 20, 2003

Ya n Shit

A slang term meaning that you are currently under the influence of marijuana. Also used as an adv. Usually drawn out in the pronounciation.

Yaaaaa N Shit dude im high as a maufucka.
Hey guys im back from my aerobics class, oh my! are you guys getting "Ya N Shit"?
YaaaaaaaaNShit u got any doughnuts?

by DaCacheman February 2, 2006

metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

by the_steve June 29, 2005

Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015

Fortified with other shit

The term by used by people in the Ghetto to describe fruit juice that has added vitamins and minerals.

"Tron, get the Tropicana Orange Juice, it's better for baby Na-Na cuz it's fortified with other shit"

by S.Mendez May 10, 2010

shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

by P-Fat November 28, 2006