1 Man 1 Horse

When you insert Ketamine up inside your arsehole and trip the fuck out

Yarrrrrr lad, I absolutely 1 man 1 horsed the mrs last night

by SalfordMandemOnTheWall January 22, 2020

Spicy Italian Man Sausage

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"

Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

by Bradley Anderson April 18, 2005

i’m no better than a man

a creepy and uncomfortable thing women say to sexualize other women

* girl with boobs posts a vid of herself

othr girl: i’m no better than a man

girl: shut the fuck up

by insomniacx January 26, 2022

Big white nigger man

This nigger is big and white and also a sick cunt. Be careful or he'll nut in your 3 year old sister!

Damn, that FUCKING Big white nigger man done nut in my sister again......lucky

by I don't like niggers January 27, 2022

mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

Jack woods the smart man

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020