When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
Get the Just Shy of Waist Highmug. by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020
Get the High lifemug. Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements
All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts
by anonymous December 14, 2024
Get the high on their own fartsmug. The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.
I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017
Get the High and Seekmug. The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
Get the Fake Highmug. by Loch negar November 23, 2021
Get the Wakatipu highmug. A catholic highschool in Westfield that is filled with the most hottest baseball players you’ll ever meet. Most students who go here are actually assholes. The girls are sluts. The guys are fuckboys, and yet none of them can do it for state... Watch out for the priest patrol!!!
by Hunter Gio Quinn November 30, 2017
Get the saint mary high schoolmug.