big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

The Big 3

The giddler, the fiddler and the diddler.

I was diddled by The Big 3.

by NotAGhettophile October 14, 2024

Hey Big Girl!

A phrase coined for wealthy individuals when greeting close friends.

*joins Discord call*
"Hey Big Girl!"

by Robert E. Cultured January 13, 2021

Big

Caleb’s penis

What’s big

Caleb’s penis

by Lesssgo July 6, 2020

big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

by Finramp June 14, 2016

Big Nicker

A follower of the Political commentator Big Nick

Me and my fellow Big Nickers are planning on stealing all the toilet paper from the Wendy's later today

by Little craka February 21, 2022

big booty judy

is a definition of saying a woman has a big ass and you would like to talk about it

me : WOWZA GIRL YOU IS BIG BOOTY JUDY
my friend : what the fuck is wrong with you

by Tizzy And London June 13, 2023