shoot on me

To insult someone jokingly or non-jokingly. (Origin - Los Angeles, California)

To roast

Daquan: You look like a thumb, my guy.
Unique: I know! With her long neck, a**.
Me: Aw, here we go. Why y'all always gotta shoot on me.

by put pseudonym here August 9, 2019

penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.

Daddy, please penalize me. punish

by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018

Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.

Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

huh ahhhhhhhhhhh thats not me

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by Abcvd January 9, 2024

it’s me!

when you know you good at everything and can’t nobody tell you shit

“jaylen is good at everything i don’t know how he does it”

“it’s me! i don’t know how i do it either sometimes”

by jaylenjay18 July 19, 2023

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023