Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Me

Sounds silly…
I know I am right!!!
Again a visit to the hole…
All the love it holds…

It brings tears to my eyes…

I love YOU!!!
What more can I do??
For you to see…
All the love from me…

Believe❤️❤️❤️
Is what my heart is telling me❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 December 28, 2023

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

me ma mo

A phrase used to express excitement, happiness, joy, shock or general positivity.

Jack: I bought you a bouquet of flowers!

Sally: me ma mo!! Thank you!

by Schmolberry March 8, 2024

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

Hear me out

Three words you do NOT want to hear when seeing anything.

Hear me out, hear me out.

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

Pick me girl

A femcel term meaning a normal, rational and usually attractive woman, who is not a salty generalising misandrist.

It is a coping term that femcels love using because nobody wants to date them for their horrible behavior (i.e., Nobody picks them.)

Femcel: All men are bad, and I hate all men because none of them want to date me.
Pick me girl: That's not a nice thing to say, stop generalising all men.
Femcel: OMG you are putting women down, you are such a pick-me girl!!!

by Washington's Spoon February 6, 2025