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thank you for hacking me, motherfucker

when you know you just got hacked and you want your hacker to know how much you hate him/her (no sexism here)

you can go wild and search anything and your hacker will know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you can't use it in a sentence
apparently you have to use the "word" to make it count so "thank you for hacking me, motherfucker
by i_hate_getting_hacked March 28, 2017
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you got bit bout ya

Is when someone has confidence and banter about them and general cheekiness. Also can be used termed as not being scared of something they should.
*Throws Punch*
Mike dodges punch
Nigel “you got bit bout ya”
by Jaylynchmfc December 3, 2017
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Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
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You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.
Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2023
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by EthanThePro741636 January 7, 2023
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Wam Bam Thank You Mam

a term used to describe a selfish sexual partner

Typically used along with the phrase "two pump chump"
"So I went down on him last night, and he didn't even return the favor."

"Damn b, talk about a wam bam thank you mam"

"Giiiirrrrrllll, that's not even all, he was a two pump chump."
by fuckyoubb August 13, 2017
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you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
by Big Bertram June 13, 2018
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