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Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!
"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"
by alienattack April 21, 2009
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The Car Wash

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
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Nashville Washcloth

Noun - 1)The act of cutting out the crotch of a pair of pants, esp a pair of jean shorts, for display purposes. 2)The frayed edges of said cut area in the crotch of your worn peephole pants. Came into existence because going to Nashville is like staring at a buffalo shot of America.
1) These shorts I found at the consignment shop are perfect for putting in a little Nashville Washcloth. 2) Dude, you gotta get a new pair of shorts. You got some serious Nashville Washcloth going on.
by TheGoatfish January 12, 2009
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washed up

Busted looking person, ugly girl / guy.
Dag that chick look washed up ( when clothes have been washed alot they look ugly and faded)
by MIMI 188 March 17, 2011
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Courtesy Wash

When either party "freshens up" before the act of intercourse
Dude, I had a massive case of cock cheese so had to give myself a courtesy wash before I did that biatch
by kwamenace March 30, 2009
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washcloth boogaloo

swiping your armpits with wet washcloth instead of showering in a half assed attempt to mask B.O. that’s too overpowering to be hidden by deodorant alone.
As I was rushing out of the house, I took a whiff of my stank oxter and nearly keeled over. After doing the washcloth boogaloo and a slash of deodorant, I was on my way.
by Slumdog January 19, 2009
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Washing the bowl out

"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"
by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009
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