what ev

Shortened, yuppie, version of the oh-so-popular, "whatever."

Popular among sorority girls and others of that caliber.

"I'm sorry, but I don't have a condom."
"What ev, just do it."

by Benjamin Bode June 4, 2005

what the pants

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

by Lana Banana June 22, 2005

what to search

Extreme definition of boredom

Oh, I am so bored I don't even know what to search.

by amcrate September 19, 2020

What The Bob

What The Bob (or "wtb") is an alternative way of saying what the fuck (or "wtf"). Bob refers to the drummer of My Chemical Romance, Bob Bryar.

(w)FireAtWill(w) Says:
TODAY I SAW A GIANT OCTOPUS
Chemical__Chloe__MCR Says:
what the bob?

by Chemical Chloe January 4, 2008

What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

by Pooru May 22, 2006

What The Diu

When something amazing, extraordinary, gay, sad, frightening, or for whatever reason. Used to replace holy shit, oh shit, what the fuck, diu, etc

What the diu?? Is that an eggroll?

by TWG's VC August 16, 2008

What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006