Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
by 752002729 January 19, 2010
Get the Two-Incher Pinchermug. An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
by Boomstick April 3, 2005
Get the Goody Two-Shoesmug. The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
by Chetanator October 11, 2014
Get the Texas Two-Bagmug. The act of intercourse.
by replicant5k September 10, 2009
Get the Two Shrub Rubmug. Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
by Rpattz25 December 4, 2019
Get the Two Headed Turkeymug. The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.
by Stank hammer March 15, 2019
Get the two tier fountainmug. The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
by nachoworm August 8, 2010
Get the two bite checkmug.