Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 19, 2010

Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"

You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.

by Boomstick April 3, 2005

Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

by Stank hammer March 15, 2019

two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

by nachoworm August 8, 2010

Death on two legs

A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".

It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.

"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"

Brian: What's your favorite Queen song?
Roger: Definitely Death on two legs

by JoshTomar February 24, 2022

two tub man

A large, formidable dude.

Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?

by neverlad January 23, 2014